The Porno Money Shot: Real or Fake?

An age-old question is finally answered.

We’ve always suspected it; always been suspicious of those porn stars that can shoot 10 loads, 3 yards at a time.

“That’s got to be fake!” we tell ourselves. “That can’t be normal. Can it? I mean… shit, why can’t I do that?”

Mysteries like this rank along side other weighty questions such as Where Does The Missing Sock In The Dryer Go To?

So is there a colossal cum contraption carefully positioned just outside the frame of each carefully crafted money shot? Or are these guys 100% legit?

We deserve answers.

And so it fell to me to conduct an in-depth investigation to determine the truth.

Unfortunately, after many late nights, and almost as many boxes of Kleenex, I had more questions than answers. Why do midgets need their own genre of porn anyway? And what’s with that weird Bukake stuff?

champagne-1I needed a man on the inside, so to speak, so I tracked down adult industry guru Max Huhn. He could surely shed some light on this seedy, yet irresistible business.

Several confidential interviews later, I can finally reveal the answer to this age old question.

And the truth of the matter is… Adult industry cum shots are totally fake!

Phew! Close call, ego.

Except… when they’re not.

“Look, sometimes they’re fake,” says Huhn. “But most of the time, it’s 100% real. “There really are guys out there who can perform at that level.”

Honestly?” I say. “Then why fake it at all?”

“Because not every cum-stud is interested in the adult industry, or they may be interested, but they may not have the looks or body to go with their internal plumbing systems.

“There are also times when guys who usually perform, lose their talent for the day. Cold medicines, for example, are notorious for suppressing the ejaculatory response, and actors don’t always realize this when they’re taking DayQuil the morning of the shoot.”

In an industry where “money shot” means what it says, this can be a serious problem. There are stories of entire film crews sitting around for a couple of extra hours once filming is complete, just waiting to capture that sacred moment – which may not arrive at all – which is the other reason I contacted Max Huhn.

Huhn also happens to be the inventor of a new gadget designed to add muscle to the fake side of the happy ending. He developed the Magic Money Shot to solve the heady problem of actor “non-performance.” I’s clear, that when it comes to the adult industry, money-shot-failure is simply not an option.

“Even though there are guys out there that are pretty impressive,” Huhn explains, “It makes sense to have a backup. And sometimes, it’s just more efficient in terms of time, effort, and quality control to fake it.”

Quality control. For porno movies. Stick that on your resume.

“I see you have brought a device one with you,” I say, looking down at the equipment in his hand. “Is it loaded?”

“It is,” says Huhn. “Would you like to see it in action?”

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I can’t deny it, I’m intrigued.

“Sure,” I say.

“Ok, where do you want it?”

“Anywhere you like,” I giggle. “Well, preferably not in the face.”

He points the nozzle at me, and shoots three clean shots over my jeans.

“Wow, that’s pretty hot,” I say, blushing like a school girl. “If you’re into that sort of thing, I mean. Not that I am. I’m just sayin’.”

“You’re welcome,” says Huhn.

“But at the end of the day, it’s fake,” I say, trying to reclaim my dignity. “Surely that matters?”

“It only matters if you can’t tell the difference,” Huhn replies. “Porn movies are just like any other movies. When people get killed on TV, it doesn’t bother us for a minute that it’s fake. The only question that matters to us in that moment is: Is it believable? And as any Hollywood producer will tell you, when you can no longer tell the difference between fantasy and real life, then for the audience, it no longer matters whether it’s real or whether it’s not.”

“You have a point,” I concede I looking down at the white substance now dripping from my knees. I feel like I’ve just had a terrible accident. “But what about the pressure you put on us men to perform at this level?” I’m trying desperately to salvage my journalistic integrity. “I mean just as fashion magazines are criticized for making girls look sleeker and skinner  than most of the female population really is, shouldn’t you also be criticized for putting pressure on us men to squirt semen like a giant squid shoots ink?”

“That, I’ll plead guilty to,” says Huhn, with a wry smile. “Here, wipe it up with this tissue.”

You can find out more – and even purchase fake cum for your next hardcore movie, or bachelorette party at: www.Magic MoneyShot.com. See also the Youtube video for How to Make a Fake Cum Shot.

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